Oh Honey, It’s Not Me, It’s You!

Dear Cheating Ex,

Really?! You got turned down by Ivannah Funkalot?! She’s a sure thing for anyone!

It’s a shame you were trying to hit it while you were whispering me promises of happily ever after, again…. And there I was, promising you I’d always be here.

I don’t know whether to laugh, or cry.

For so long, I thought that I really needed you… but, I’ve got the Comedy Channel. I think I’ll be just fine!

Signed,

Still LMAO!

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Categories: 2015

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